Undertale (Film)

Undertale (also known as Undertale Burger) is a 1997 film starring Jesus H. Christ, RiceGum, and many others. It is based on the All That sketch of the same name.

Plot
An angry customer is arriving at Good Burger and no one will take his order. That's when Jesus, the holy god and sworn protector of the Good Burger, flips out of nowhere and delivers the greatest words spoken in the English language, "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?" However, the fabric of reality briefly glitches out, resulting in the audience being introduced to the somewhat highly anticipated Mondo Burger, which is a complete fraud.

RiceGum is a teenager at a high school. It's the end of school, and he, along with his friend Christian Estevez, "hijack" RiceGum's mom's car and drive away. They got into an accident because Jesus skated into RiceGum's vision. The car hits Mr. Duvall's car, who not only calls their actions a "technical foul", but reveals that they owe him $1,900 to fix his car. Whitey complains that he was on his way to see Mime and Dash, and will now be late to the XXX theater due to the crash. RiceGum yells in Whitey's face that he does not care about Whitey's car being damaged, and Whitey goes into a seizure. Mr. Wheat also crashes his car at the sight of that. Because of this, RiceGum dies and goes to Mondo Burger in order to find some work. However, he gets fired because he placed an ancient curse on Adolf Hitler, the owner of Mondo Burger, who promptly gets a demon permanently trapped inside him and is guaranteed to go to hell before he dies. RiceGum goes to Good Burger and rants to Jesus about how he won't have any money to afford watching The Sandy Cheeks Movie. Then Jesus gets him a job to pay off the car.

He introduces him to all the workers there. RiceGum is astounded by the restaurants mascot, an animatronic fox named Roxanne Wolf, who also acts as a robotic waiter. Roxy malfuctions for a moment, and RiceGum experiences The Grip Of '87, which nobody stops because that's just tradition. After this, he develops a secret crush on the robot, and with no time to recover, RiceGum is put on delivery, and Jesus takes him for a ride in the Burger Mobile. This is the scene where, while the song Jeff Goldblum is playing on the radio, we see that Jesus, like RiceGum, isn't a good driver, because Jesus hits Mr. Wheat's mailbox, hence destroying it. After that scene, we are brought back to Good Burger where it's about to close for the night. Adolf comes in and tells the employees that the grand opening of Mondo Burger is tonight. We are then brought to Mondo Burger, where Adolf snips the red band and presents the world to Mondo Burger. With that, Good Burger lost customers, electricity and their dignity. (what, did you think I was gonna edit that text to say virginity? don't be childish.)

The next day, Good Burger is bored because no one is showing up to eat there because Mondo Burger already took all of their customers (except for Timmy Turner, who is a loyal patron of Good Burger). Mr. Bailey gets a Mondo Burger and then Good Burger realizes why Mondo Burger is beating Good Burger. Mondo Burger is the home of a big burger, so customers get more for less. The big burger is known as the "big booty burger." Then Jesus is on roller blades, asks RiceGum to hang out with him, and crashes into Otis, the elderly worker there. Whitey helps him back up on his feet, like good elderly friends do. RiceGum spells out to Jesus that he will never hang out with him. The next day, despite RiceGum's warning, Jesus sits with him at lunch at accidentally spills sauce on him. Then, RiceGum tastes it and says it's really good. He invites Fizz, Deedee, Otis, Foxy Loxy, Timmy Turner, Whitey Duvall, Roxanne Wolf, Keys Up My Ass, and Mr. Bailey to try it. Everyone loves it, and RiceGum says to put it on all their burgers to save Good Burger. It was done, and 50 customers were there upon the Jesus sauce. Because of that, RiceGum decides to take advantage of Jesus by taking 80% of his money by bribing him to sign a contract. Deedee comes and wants to know what's in the sauce. RiceGum silences Jesus, and explains to him that no one shall know the sauce recipe except for Jesus. Afterwards, Freddy Brody walks into the restaurant. Jesus runs to the counter, and says the famous greeting. Before Freddy can say what he wants, Keys suddenly jumps into his ass, causing Freddy to scream in agony. This incident gives him the nickname "Freddy Got Fingered" throughout the rest of the film, because he got fingered by Keys.

Jesus's sauce draws the attention of Adolf, who wants it for himself. He hacks Roxanne to work for his side and go on a date with Jesus to try bribing him into legitimate sex for the recipe of the sauce. Since RiceGum saw it, Jesus invited Foxy Loxy to date with RiceGum, but RiceGum hesitates, thus making Jesus calls him a chicken lover. On the date, Jesus causes crazy antics, which harm Roxanne (pulling the chair so she falls on her buttocks, whacking her accidentally with a golf stick, golf ball hits her head, (references to the Adam Sandler film Happy Gilmore) slamming her face on the car, and flipping her over.) All of these were unintentional. Roxanne tells Adolf that she didn't get the sauce, and then suddenly her Norton Anti-Virus kicks in and she bites his dick off. She then spits blood in her face, while he is on the floor, and goes home to the Duvall residence. After she tells Whitey about what happened, she is taken to Good Burger at midnight for an upgrade, Norton is replaced with Malwarebytes, and Ed's Sauce is now able to be stored inside her for safe keeping, since she is unhackable now.

In Good Burger, Foxy Loxy is seen getting ready for work. Freddy Got Fingered returns, traumatized from the events of yesterday. Foxy Loxy says that he should go to therapy, and recommends him the clinic next to Mondo Burger. After he leaves, RiceGum enters as he exists, and asks Foxy Loxy out on another date, and Foxy Loxy explains why she thinks that would be a technical foul. The contract with Jesus was keeping her from dating RiceGum. Because of this, RiceGum acknowledges that the contract he had Jesus sign was wrong. RiceGum found Jesus eating his lunch and sits next to him, willing to forget the contract. But then a dog came saying that there's four clowns that are stuck somewhere and their car's broken down. RiceGum says that the dog is hungry, so Jesus gives the dog a Mondo Burger and refuses to eat it; however, he ate the Good Burger. Timmy Turner says he wants to try the Mondo Burger, so they give it to him. When he takes a bite, he immediately spits it out in disgust. His talking green soda cup says "Wow, the only other thing that makes Timmy do that is his mother's cooking!" His pink french fries simply roll her eyes.

RiceGum and Jesus theorize that the Mondo Burger had something wrong with it, so they sneak into the Mondo Burger kitchen disguised as ladies. However, Troy and Griffin ripped off Jesus and RiceGum's disguises. Adolf commit them into Demented Hills. With that, Adolf, Griffin, and Troy break into Good Burger poisoning the sauce. Otis and Trimmy Neutron catch them, but they are sent to Demented Hills too. They however do not catch Timmy, hiding in the Good Burger Restaurant, who confronts the goons, by saying "I wish I had some justice serving gear!" Suddenly, a pink baseball bat and green knife with faces appear in his hands. The baseball bat asks "Isn't this against Da Rules?" and the knife responds with "I don't know, but this sure is going to be bloody! Yay!" The camera cuts to the outside of Good Burger, and many brutal noises are heard while the Mondo Burger goons scream.

Meanwhile. at Demented Hills, Jesus, RiceGum, Otis, and Trimmy are let out of their cell into a main room for patients to hang out. Jesus, who didn't like the music, told Trimmy to switch it to something else. He put on one of the songs from the soundtrack of his movie, Go Trimmy Trimmy, and everyone there started dancing, and RiceGum invited the guards to dance as well. Instead, RiceGum punches them, and steals the keys to escape. Jesus, Otis, RiceGum, Trimmy, and Heather, a love interest of Jesus, hide in a room after hearing alarms blaring. Unfortunately, they find Fat Albert in the room. RiceGum, all nervous, asks him to open the window. Instead of punching it open, he wedgies RiceGum and throws him out of the asylum, making a hole in the window. The Good Burger gang jump out the window and steal an ice cream truck (which is a reference to the video game Grand Theft Auto III where you can do exactly that). However, they are in pursuit of Demented Hills security. They throw ice cream to blind the driver. When they come across Mr. Wheat, his mailbox is smashed again. They make it back to Good Burger and tackle somebody to prevent her from eating the burger with the tainted sauce. Whitey Duvall says that is NOT a technical foul, and everybody, including Timmy Turner who is still there and covered in blood, have a good laugh.

Jesus and RiceGum return their focus to the situation at hand and go to Mondo Burger to get a can of Triampathol, which they saw when sneaking into the kitchen (which ironically is also illegal). Whitey Duvall and Roxanne see them, and secretly follow out of curiosity. RiceGum made a distraction while Jesus grabs a can of Triampathol. But he spilled it into the meat supply. Jesus rushes up to get the empty can to RiceGum, but that wasn't part of the plan. The Mondo Burger goons attempt to stop them, but hurriedly run out of the room upon the sight of Nick O’Bannon, who they believe to be cursed.

The overdose of Triampathol makes the burgers huge and they explode, hence making the building rumble. Eventually, the building collapses in on itself, crushing everybody. Whitey Duvall and Roxanne Wolf sadly die while Whitey is giving Roxy some of his Ed's Sauce. Mr. Wheat's brand new car is also crushed by the Mondo Burger sign (what a cuck). Freddy Got Fingered is seen walking out of a therapy clinic, which was next door to Mondo Burger. It can be inferred that he was cured of his trauma relating to getting fingered by Keys.

Before Adolf is sent off to death row, he is sitting in the back of a police car, weeping. Trimmy Neutron comes up to him in the car and yells "GOOD, YOUR RESTAURANT SUCKS!". The police car then drives away, and Adolf is not seen again. The remaining cast begin to sing Story of Undertale, which recaps the events of the film and is sung by the respective character telling their part.

In a mid credits scene (which is longer than most), the song Story of Undertale stops dead in its tracks, and a funeral is held for Whitey and Roxy. Jesus greets them in Heaven, and makes their afterlife great, giving them a big mansion. Whitey falls into one last seizure, saying "This is the happiest seizure of my life!" and the scene zooms out. Trimmy Neutron is seen with Kermit in the Polio XL rocket ship. He says "Gotta blast!" (a separate catch phrase from "Bum Blast") and he blasts off, leaving smoke behind, which fades back into the rest of the credits, which roll on a black screen.

In a post credits scene, Uncle Fester from The Addams Family is seen playing on a Sega Genesis. It is revealed that he is playing a video game based on the movie. He looks into the screen and says "SEGA GENESIS SECRET CODE!" and the letters TRB are entered on a screen. Uncle Fester does his signature laugh and the screen fades to black.

Trivia

 * Baby Epstein makes an early bird cameo as a customer of Mondo Burger. He would officially appear in a 2004 video game, and a 2021 TV series.
 * In one scene while the Burger Mobile is being driven, in the background, there is a building named "The Rent Shack". This is a reference to a 1973 cartoon called THE GRAND DAD HAS IT, which is considered lost media.
 * In a leaked screenplay draft, the scenes involving Whitey Duvall, Roxanne, and Savannah's B-Bot contain heavily explicit and outrageously detailed lewd interactions. These were cut out of the final film to make it more family friendly, but it was very clearly done at the last second.
 * In another deleted scene, Ed directly squirts some of his sauce onto an angry customer's Good Burger because it did not have any sauce. There is a rumor that certain theaters around the country accidentally received a workprint reel of the movie containing this scene. According to some people on the internet, it lasted around 5 minutes, and included "absolutely disgusting" noises and visuals, and when the scene ended, the film reel caught fire and burned up just as Ed gave the Good Burger some of his sauce. Paramount Pictures, Nickelodeon, and every involved crew member have gone on record denying the existence of this grotesque scene. Many say that this is what inspired the McChicken incident of 2016.
 * There is a video game adaptation of the film, for the Sega Genesis.
 * SanLee.jpge being released on home video, the tape was a rental exclusive to the San Lee Video Centre. Due to a manufacturing mistake, they accidentally released a screener version with scrolling text throughout the film to rent out. This was of course, not the case when the film was released on retail DVD and VHS.
 * There is a rare Laserdisc release of the film. Nobody cares about it, because it uses a piss poor film transfer, which was probably done on a budget of $1. The VHS and DVD both use studio quality transfers, and years later there was a BluRay release, and it streams in 4K online.
 * The film was going to get a sequel, but it was scrapped and turned into a novel instead.
 * Whitey and Roxanne appear in an episode of MTV Cribs which was released a few years after the film. It is canonical to the Undertale universe and considered an epilouge to their arc.
 * Undertale would later get another minor continuation, in the form of the web short Good, Good, Good, Good Burger.
 * Lady Gaga later plagiarized Story of Undertale to make Bad Romance. Story of Undertale was also properly parodied, in a different Story of Undertale, for the obscure indie game named Undertale.
 * The Paramount Pictures logo has a special rendition of the fanfare, which sounds like it came from an arcade cabinet, likely a reference to old school fast food establishments and bars having a miniature arcade section.