Baby Epstein

Baby Epstein is a 2021 children's series starring Jeffery Epstein as the titular character Baby Epstein. It is a parody of/sequel to Baby Einstein.

For most of its run, the show followed a "monster of the week" format. The show ran for 66 half hour episodes before being abruptly cancelled. Afterwards, there was a web exclusive bonus episode, titled Good, Good, Good, Good Burger.

Plot
The first episode, "Jeffery's Story" was inspired by the real-life Jeffrey Epstein, who served as a mentor, consultant, and financier to the show's creators. The show is loosely based on his memoir, also called "Jeffery's Story," although many names have been changed and certain events have been dramatized for dramatic effect.

While the main characters of the series are all fictional, a few notable individuals have been mentioned in passing as actual historical figures, with the intention of confusing the viewer into thinking they are real. These include:

- Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Pol Pot

- Marie Antoinette, Marie Antoinette, Queen Elizabeth II, and Adolf Eichmann

- Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, and Richard "Tito Dick" Cabesa.

The series was crowdfunded through a successful campaign on Kickstarter. The first episode was released on July 21, 2019.

Main

 * Jeffery "Baby Epstein" Epstein, (voiced by Peter Serafinowicz) The main character and titular protagonist of the series. He is a 30-year-old, baby-faced man who speaks in an exaggerated baby voice. His baby face is the product of a severe case of eczema, which he has had since he was a young child. He lives in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills with his nanny, (voiced by Kate Higgins) who is always in the room with him. His father, "Daddyo" (voiced by Patrick Warburton), left the family when he was young, and his mother, "Mommy," (voiced by Meredith Salenger), abandoned him when he was young. Because of this, he is considered an only child.
 * Nick, (voiced by Nolan North) An infant prodigy who is Jeffrey's best friend. He is a blond, blue-eyed baby.

Supporting Characters

 * "The Big Doctor." An unnamed (and unseen) doctor who is always giving medical advice to the staff.
 * "Howard Marlowe." A reporter who has interviewed Baby many times.
 * "Olive." A cleaning lady who is fond of dressing up in bunny costumes.
 * "The King." An unnamed, but obvious reference to King Harkinian as seen in the Zelda CDi games.
 * "Mason." A young boy who is the object of Baby's affection.
 * "Jenny." An infant girl who is the sister of Baby's imaginary friend, Nick.
 * "Karen" A young girl who is a schoolmate of Baby.
 * "The Imposter" A 36 year old psychotic bastard who always rambles on and on. This is a running gag in the show.

One-Off Episode Characters

 * - "The Baby Killer." A murderer who is stalking the children's wards of the hospital where Baby works, in an attempt to gain access to him.
 * - "The Bribe." A money-hungry woman who is attempting to seduce Baby to obtain the secret of his paternity.
 * - "The Pawn." A man who is attempting to blackmail Baby.
 * - "The Lullaby." A woman who is attempting to steal Baby for her own nefarious purposes.
 * - "The Hand." A man who is attempting to kill Baby.
 * - "The Head." A woman who is attempting to poison Baby.
 * - "The Mummy." A man who is attempting to steal Baby's soul.
 * - "The Babysitter." A woman who is attempting to kidnap Baby.
 * - "Sticky Fingers." Baby's "arch enemy" for one episode only.

List Of Episodes

 * 1) "Jeffery's Story"
 * 2) "You Wanna Be a Superstar?"
 * 3) "The Perfect Plan"
 * 4) "Puppies and Clowns"
 * 5) "A Baby Mystery"
 * 6) "The Scream Team"
 * 7) "The Headless Baby"
 * 8) "The Monster Baby"
 * 9) "The Baby of the Month"
 * 10) "The Bony Baby"
 * 11) "The Shrieking Baby"
 * 12) "The Giggling Baby"
 * 13) "The Nightmare Baby"
 * 14) "The Sad Baby"
 * 15) "The Scary Baby"
 * 16) "The Mean Baby"
 * 17) "The Cheerful Baby"
 * 18) "The Ugly Baby"
 * 19) "The Baby from Outer Space"
 * 20) "The Meanest Baby"
 * 21) "The Baby Who Knows Too Much"
 * 22) "The Meanest Baby Ever"
 * 23) "The Baby with the Grinning Skull"
 * 24) "The Baby with the Identical Twinsters"
 * 25) "The Baby Who Eats"
 * 26) "The Baby with the Burning Cross"
 * 27) "The Baby with the Screaming Brain"
 * 28) "The Baby with the Two Heads"
 * 29) "The Baby with the Twisted Teeth"
 * 30) "The Baby Who Vomits"
 * 31) "The Baby with the Crying Ears"
 * 32) "The Baby Who Screams"
 * 33) "The Baby with the Screaming Ears"
 * 34) "The Baby Who Stinks"
 * 35) "The Baby with the Pooping Head"
 * 36) "The Baby Who Shits"
 * 37) "The Baby with the Weeping Brain"
 * 38) "The Baby with the Sniffing Triangles"
 * 39) "The Baby with the Sudden Movements"
 * 40) "The Baby with the Snoring Toes"
 * 41) "The Baby Who Grins Maniacally"
 * 42) "The Baby with the Dropped Dung"
 * 43) "The Baby Who Laughs Maniacally"
 * 44) "Suck My Turd! Baby!"
 * 45) "Baby, Baby, Baby!"
 * 46) "Pillow Baby!"
 * 47) "Flatulent!"
 * 48) "Poop!"
 * 49) "Yuck!"
 * 50) "Fart!"
 * 51) "Disgusting!"
 * 52) "Shit!"
 * 53) "Turds!"
 * 54) "Turds, yuck, turds!"
 * 55) "Crap!"
 * 56) "Turds, shits, crap, turds, turds, turds!"
 * 57) "Turds! Part Poo"
 * 58) "Ew, shit, turds!"
 * 59) "Nope, turds are not part of a baby's vocabulary. It's a mystery why you even have that word in your little heads."
 * 60) "Turds?"
 * 61) "Baby, you're three. Where did you hear that word?"
 * 62) "Turds... turds are gross things that... I don't remember what the fuck they are... But they're bad."
 * 63) "Hmm, now there's an interesting phenomenon, don't you think? A three-year-old who doesn't know what a turd is. That is pretty shocking."
 * 64) "Baby Epstein's Condom Collection" (Sex Education PSA, TV Movie)
 * 65) "Yuck, turds!"
 * 66) "How To Live Like Adolf Hitler" (Finale)

Finale Controversy
In the finale episode, Baby Epstein kills himself by suffocating himself with his own blanket. The main characters are all shown in a single shot, frozen in time, as if they were all captured in a photograph. In a twist ending, it is revealed that the man in the photograph is in fact, Baby's father, and that the woman in the photograph is Baby's mother.

This is quite the depressing ending.

The ending is a reference to the events of the Holocaust, in which six million Jews were rounded up and exterminated. In an attempt to escape the event, Baby's character is a Jewish baby, who was conceived during the Holocaust, born after the war, and raised in a time of rampant anti-Semitism. The woman holding him is a Nazi war criminal wanted for the deaths of countless millions. The man standing behind him is Hitler, who, despite his suicide after Undertale bombed, is alive and well in this universe. The little girl holding his hand is Eva Braun, the only member of the party still living (and thus, by extension, the only person Baby could possibly be referring to here). The little girl's mother is a Nazi doctor who was personally responsible for the inhumane experimentation, torture, and murder of countless people, mostly children. Her stepfather is a war criminal who beat his own son to death with a hammer and then drank his blood to survive. And Baby's father? Well, he's probably the "good guy" here.

Video Games
Baby Epstein received two video games: Baby Epstein: The Game! released for the Sony Playstation 2 and Nintendo GameCube in 2004, and Baby Epstein: The Mystery of the Twins for the Wii and it's counterpart game, Baby Epstein: Sticky Fingers' Sweet Revenge for the Nintendo DS.

Undertale Sequel Episode
When Baby Epstein was cancelled, it got a bonus webisode, named Good, Good, Good, Good Burger. It is considered canon to the Undertale universe, and takes place after Deltarune.

Trivia

 * The concept of Baby Epstein originated during either a Jackbox Party Pack or Gartic Phone game night. All involved laughed their heads off.