Undertale (Film)

Undertale (also known as Undertale Burger) is a 1997 erotic horror film starring Jesus H. Christ and RiceGum as the two main characters of the film, and many others. It is based on the All That sketch of the same name.

Plot
The film starts with stop motion footage of a burger being assembled. A woman arrives at Good Burger, and that's when Jesus, a cashier at Good Burger, flips out of nowhere and delivers the greatest words spoken in the English language, "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?" However, he is off a perc, and some Good Burgers pop out of their boxes and begin gaslighting him into not being sold. He feels himself lift into the air, flying with many Good Burgers. Unfortunately for him, he falls into a dark pit in slow motion, while a chiptune song plays and the films title, Undertale Burger is put on screen. It is in an 8-bit font, and there is a red heart in the R of Undertale, likely a representation of Jesus' dedication to the restaurant.

Jesus jolts awake in his bed (still in his Good Burger uniform), revealing that the scene that just took place was a nightmare. He gets out of bed and many knick-knacks can be seen in his bedroom, including the doll from Knick-Knack, which is his friend with benefits. He gets in the shower still wearing his uniform and begins to sing a very rough version of Jesus is my Friend. We see the exterior of Good Burger, and inside a very impatient man (played by Adam Sandler) is "waiting" for his order to be taken. Fizz comes up to the counter, but he says that he can't do that because he's the drive-thru guy. He asks Foxy Loxy where Jesus is, but she doesn't know, and simply shrugs. Fizz walks away from the counter, and the waiting customers are left confused. We cut to Jesus leaving his house (which is the local Church) on his Holy Rollerskates. He greets a group of 3 younger woman playing Dreidel in the middle of the street, and goes onto say "Well, I'll never spin a Dreidel." and he runs into them, sending them straight to Hell. It cuts back to Good Burger and the impatient man calls the attention of Foxy Loxy, asking if he could get some food. She calls out for Jesus, who is still not there, and walks away due to his lack of presence. The man says "I can't take this shit, are you serious?" before cutting back to Jesus on Holy Rollerskates. He narrowly avoids running into a mother and her infant, accidentally taking the baby with him while pushing the mother down. He avoids running into a tree and ends up skating into a basketball court, where we see Whitey Duvall (taking a day off from work) reffing a game for fun. Jesus runs into the players and somehow the basketball and baby end up switching places, and Whitey blows his whistle, calling out a "technical foul". Sans tells the other team to "get dunked on" and dunks the baby, looking at it in shock when it lands in his arms. The man at Good Burger gets fed up, and begins to countdown, threatening to call the manager, as Jesus is nearly at the restaurant. Before the angry man can call for the manager Jesus skates in at the last second and clumsily falls behind the counter, and says the customer greeting. After getting fed up for a last time, due to Jesus' idiotic responses, he says that he can't wait for Mondo Burger to open, and the employees talk about how they will not let Good Burger be taken down by their upcoming Competition

RiceGum is a teenager at a high school. It's the end of school, and he, along with his friend Christian Estevez, "hijack" RiceGum's mom's car and drive away. They got into an accident because Jesus skated into RiceGum's vision. The car hits Mr. Duvall's car, who not only calls their actions a "technical foul", but reveals that they owe him $1,900 to fix his car. Whitey complains that he was on his way to see Mime and Dash, and will now be late to the XXX theater due to the crash. RiceGum yells in Whitey's face that he does not care about Whitey's car being damaged, and Whitey goes into a seizure. Mr. Wheat also crashes his car at the sight of that. Because of this, RiceGum dies and goes to Mondo Burger in order to find some work. However, he gets fired because he placed an ancient curse on Gordon Ramsay, the owner of Mondo Burger, who promptly gets a demon permanently trapped inside him and is guaranteed to go to hell before he dies. RiceGum goes to Good Burger and rants to Jesus about how he won't have any money to afford watching The Sandy Cheeks Movie. Then Jesus gets him a job to pay off the car.

He introduces him to all the workers there. RiceGum is astounded by the restaurants mascot, an animatronic fox named Roxanne Wolf, who also acts as a robotic waiter. Roxy malfuctions for a moment, and RiceGum experiences The Grip Of '87, which nobody stops because that's just tradition. After this, he develops a secret crush on the robot, and with no time to recover, RiceGum is put on delivery, and Jesus takes him for a ride in the Burger Mobile. This is the scene where, while the song Jeff Goldblum is playing on the radio, we see that Jesus, like RiceGum, isn't a good driver, because Jesus hits Mr. Wheat's mailbox, hence destroying it. After that scene, we are brought back to Good Burger where it's about to close for the night. Gordon comes in and tells the employees that the grand opening of Mondo Burger is tonight. We are then brought to Mondo Burger, where Gordon snips the red band and presents the world to Mondo Burger. With that, Good Burger lost customers, electricity and their dignity. (what, did you think I was gonna edit that text to say virginity? don't be childish.)

The next day, Good Burger is bored because no one is showing up to eat there because Mondo Burger already took all of their customers (except for Timmy Turner, who is a loyal patron of Good Burger). Mr. Bailey gets a Mondo Burger and then Good Burger realizes why Mondo Burger is beating Good Burger. Mondo Burger is the home of a big burger, so customers get more for less. The big burger is known as the "big booty burger." Then Jesus is on Holy Rollerskates, asks RiceGum to hang out with him, and crashes into Otis (which jogs RiceGum's memory about him caushing him to crash into Whitey's car), the elderly worker there. Whitey helps him back up on his feet, like good elderly friends do. RiceGum spells out to Jesus that he will never hang out with him. The next day, Whitey gives RiceGum (who is eating lunch) the final bill for his car which is now over $2,000. Whitey says that it's a technical foul if he doesn't pay up within a couple months. Despite RiceGum's warning, Jesus sits with him at lunch. at accidentally spills sauce on him. Then, RiceGum tastes it and says it's really good. He invites Spatch, Fizz, Otis, Foxy Loxy, Timmy Turner, Whitey Duvall, Roxanne Wolf, Keys Up My Ass, Mr. Bailey, and two woman cosplaying as Good Burger employees to try it. Everyone loves it, and RiceGum says to put it on all their burgers to save Good Burger. It was done, and 50 customers were there upon the Jesus sauce. Because of that, RiceGum decides to take advantage of Jesus by taking 80% of his money by bribing him to sign a contract. Deedee comes and wants to know what's in the sauce. RiceGum silences Jesus, and explains to him that no one shall know the sauce recipe except for Jesus. Afterwards, Freddy Brody walks into the restaurant. Jesus runs to the counter, and says the famous greeting. Before Freddy can say what he wants, Keys suddenly jumps into his ass, causing Freddy to scream in agony. This incident gives him the nickname "Freddy Got Fingered" throughout the rest of the film, because he got fingered by Keys. Jesus's sauce draws the attention of Gordon, who wants it for himself. He sneaks into Good Burger at midnight, and hacks Roxanne to work for his side and go on a date with Jesus to try bribing him into legitimate sex for the recipe of the sauce. Since RiceGum saw it, Jesus invited Foxy Loxy to date with RiceGum, but RiceGum hesitates, thus making Jesus calls him a chicken lover. On the date at the Malibu Castle Park Mini Golf and Arcade, Roxanne sucks Jesus off, in an attempt to seduce him (a scene which goes on for the length of your average amateur couples video). Everybody in the arcade cheers for Jesus as this happens, including RiceGum and Foxy Loxy. Jesus also causes crazy antics, which harm Roxanne (pulling the chair out too far, causing her to fall on her ass, whacking her "accidentally" with a golf stick, and when he putts the ball, it goes all over the place before flying into Roxy's face and knocking her out cold (references to the Adam Sandler film Happy Gilmore), slamming her face on the car when he floors the breaks, and flipping her over.) All of these were unintentional. Roxanne tells Gordon that she didn't get the sauce, and then suddenly her Norton Anti-Virus kicks in and she bites his dick off. She then spits blood in his face, while he is on the floor weeping like a little baby as his goons watch in horror (except for Troy, who is enjoying the scene a little bit too much), and she goes home to the Duvall residence. This is where we meet Whitey's sister Eleanore, and Savannah's B-Bot. After she tells Whitey about what happened, she is taken to Good Burger at midnight for an upgrade, Norton is replaced with Malwarebytes, and Ed's Sauce is now able to be stored inside her for safe keeping, since she is unhackable now.

In Good Burger, Foxy Loxy is seen getting ready for work. Freddy Got Fingered returns, traumatized from the events of yesterday. Foxy Loxy says that he should go to therapy, and recommends him the clinic next to Mondo Burger. After he leaves, RiceGum enters as he exists, and asks Foxy Loxy out on another date, and Foxy Loxy explains why she thinks that would be a technical foul. The contract with Jesus was keeping her from dating RiceGum. Because of this, RiceGum acknowledges that the contract he had Jesus sign was wrong. RiceGum finds Jesus eating his lunch outside with Timmy and sits next to them, willing to forget the contract. But then a dog came saying that there's four clowns that are stuck somewhere and their car's broken down. RiceGum says that the dog is hungry, so Jesus gives the dog a Mondo Burger and refuses to eat it; however, he ate the Good Burger. Timmy Turner says he wants to try the Mondo Burger, so they give it to him. When he takes a bite, he immediately spits it out in disgust. His talking green soda cup says "Wow, the only other thing that makes Timmy do that is his mother's cooking!" His pink french fries simply roll her eyes. RiceGum and Jesus theorize that the Mondo Burger had something wrong with it, so they sneak into the Mondo Burger kitchen disguised as ladies. However, Troy and Griffin ripped off Jesus and RiceGum's disguises. Gordon commit them into Demented Hills. With that, Gordon, Griffin, and Troy break into Good Burger poisoning the sauce. Otis and Trimmy Neutron catch them, but they are sent to Demented Hills too. They however do not catch Timmy, hiding in the Good Burger Restaurant, who confronts the goons, by saying "I wish I had some justice serving gear!" Suddenly, a pink baseball bat and green knife with faces appear in his hands. The baseball bat asks "Isn't this against Da Rules?" and the knife responds with "I don't know, but this sure is going to be bloody! Yay!" The camera cuts to the outside of Good Burger, and many brutal noises are heard while the Mondo Burger goons scream. Meanwhile. at Demented Hills, Jesus, RiceGum, Otis, and Trimmy are let out of their cell into a main room for patients to hang out. Jesus, who didn't like the music, told Trimmy to switch it to something else. He put on one of the songs from the soundtrack of his movie, Go Trimmy Trimmy, and everyone there started dancing, and RiceGum invited the guards to dance as well. Instead, RiceGum punches them, and steals the keys to escape. Jesus, Otis, RiceGum, Trimmy, and Heather, a love interest of Jesus, hide in a room after hearing alarms blaring. Unfortunately, they find Fat Albert in the room. RiceGum, all nervous, asks him to open the window. Instead of punching it open, he wedgies RiceGum and throws him out of the asylum, making a hole in the window. The Good Burger gang jump out the window and steal an ice cream truck (which is a reference to the video game Grand Theft Auto III where you can do exactly that). However, they are in pursuit of Demented Hills security. They throw ice cream to blind the driver. When they come across Mr. Wheat, his mailbox is smashed again. They make it back to Good Burger and tackle somebody to prevent her from eating the burger with the tainted sauce. Whitey Duvall says that is NOT a technical foul, and everybody, including Timmy Turner who is still there and covered in blood, have a good laugh.

Jesus and RiceGum return their focus to the situation at hand and go to Mondo Burger to get a can of Triampathol, which they saw when sneaking into the kitchen (which ironically is also illegal). Whitey Duvall and Roxanne see them, and secretly follow out of curiosity. RiceGum made a distraction while Jesus grabs a can of Triampathol. But he spilled it into the meat supply. Jesus rushes up to get the empty can to RiceGum, but that wasn't part of the plan. The Mondo Burger goons attempt to stop them, but hurriedly run out of the room upon the sight of Nick O’Bannon, who they believe to be cursed.

The overdose of Triampathol makes the burgers huge and they explode, hence making the building rumble. Eventually, the building collapses in on itself, crushing the Carl Wheezer animatronic. Whitey Duvall and Roxanne Wolf sadly die while Whitey is giving Roxy some of his Ed's Sauce. Mr. Wheat's brand new car is also crushed by the giant hamburger from the top of the building (what a cuck). Freddy Got Fingered is seen walking out of a therapy clinic, which was next door to Mondo Burger. It can be inferred that he was cured of his trauma relating to getting fingered by Keys. Before Gordon is sent off to death row, he is sitting in the back of a police car, weeping. Jesus and RiceGum taunt him, and then Trimmy Neutron does as well. The police car then drives away, and Gordon is not seen again. Everyone returns to Good Burger one last time in celebration of Jesus and RiceGum for saving Good Burger. The remaining cast begin to sing Story of Undertale, which recaps the events of the film and is sung by the respective character telling their part. The first part of the credits begin to roll.

In a mid credits scene (which is longer than most), the song Story of Undertale stops dead in its tracks, and a funeral is held for Whitey and Roxy. Jesus greets them in Heaven, and makes their afterlife great, giving them a big mansion. Whitey falls into one last seizure, saying "This is the happiest seizure of my life!" and the scene zooms out. Trimmy Neutron is seen with Kermit in the Polio XL rocket ship. He says "Gotta blast!" (a separate catch phrase from "Bum Blast") and he blasts off, leaving smoke behind, which fades back into the rest of the credits, which roll on a black screen.

In a post credits scene, Uncle Fester from The Addams Family is seen playing on a Sega Genesis as an instrumental cover of I Haven’t Got a Hat plays in the background. It is revealed that he is playing a video game based on the movie. He looks into the screen and says "SEGA GENESIS SECRET CODE!" and the letters TRB are entered on a screen. Uncle Fester does his signature laugh and the screen fades to black.

Initial Production
Undertale went into production in 1996. When Nickelodeon (of course known for family friendly productions) announced that they were producing an erotic horror film, many people were surprised, and outraged. A lot of people ranted and raved that this film would vandalize the good image of Nickelodeon. A description from a press photo reads:

"This is the networks first venture into erotica, which has people across the globe concerned, especially as it will premiere in regular theaters with a G rating. Paramount has said that they will attempt to cut some content for the movie, so that it is more suitable for the younger audience Nickelodeon is known for, but that they cannot make any major promises."

As the budget for the film kept increasing, Paramount Pictures was concerned that it would be a massive bomb, which it was indeed. Despite this, it grew a cult following, and is now widely considered the greatest Nickelodeon movie ever made.

Filming Hell
Many incidents occurred on the set of Undertale, which have become infamous.

Roxanne Wolf, an advanced animatronic built specifically for the movie, was abused many times during breaks, and malfunctioned several times during takes (because of all the abuse off set, she mistakenly thought that satisfying men was her role in the film). The director, Eddie Murphy, eventually gave up, and fabricated an excuse that she was improvising. Such scenes that still remain in the film are when she first meets RiceGum, and when she is on a date with Jesus at the mini-golf castle (which fans consider the greatest scene in Undertale).

John "Calarts" Kricfalusi (of Ren and Stimpy fame) returned to Nickelodeon to play a background character in Demented Hills (because he was promised thousands upon thousands of dollars in return) and was "accidentally" euthanized with real toxins, instead of pretending to be euthanized. Eddie Murphy denies that this was his intention, but a higher up at Paramount claims that he asked for legitimate toxins. Before his untimely death, Kricfalusi was seduced by RiceGum on set, who was a big fan of his work.

Trivia

 * Postermerge.png, Roxanne Wolf, Whitey Duvall, Jesus, RiceGum, Timmy Turner, Trimmy Neutron, and Gordon Ramsay. This was used as a teaser poster (which many theaters kept up instead of replacing it with the final one, due to it's higher quality), and later the cover for the Blu-Ray release. Note that, like the video game, it advertises Dante from Devil May Cry, who is nowhere to be seen in the film.]]For unknown reasons, minor characters that do not play a major role appear on the poster, while main characters, such as Roxanne do not. There is a different poster that only features characters which play a large role in the film.
 * In the dream sequence at the start of the film, everybody is an ordinary live action human, and there are some unknown employees of Good Burger that can be seen in the background alongside real employees.
 * Adam Sandler would again play an angry customer in a fast food restaurant in the 1999 film Big Daddy, likely a reference to his appearance in Undertale.
 * In the scene where Adam Sandler plays the angry customer, the first take went disastrous. Sandler was under the influence, and thought he was actually waiting in line to get served food. At the point where he was scripted to flip out, he legitimately flipped out, threatening to slit Jesus' throat and shoot up the restaurant. A cut was called and he had to be stopped before anybody was hurt. The schedule was too busy for a reshoot, so it remained in the film that way. Even though it had a positive reaction at the first test screening, Nickelodeon absolutely did not want the scene in the film, and they were forced to reshoot later on with a sober Sandler. The original footage has never seen the light of day.
 * Baby Epstein makes an early bird cameo as a customer of Mondo Burger. He would officially appear in a 2004 video game, and a 2021 TV series.
 * In one scene while the Burger Mobile is being driven, in the background, there is a building named "The Rent Shack". This is a reference to a 1973 cartoon called THE GRAND DAD HAS IT, which is considered lost media.
 * In a leaked screenplay draft, the scenes involving Whitey Duvall, Roxanne, and Savannah's B-Bot contain heavily explicit and outrageously detailed lewd interactions. These were cut out of the final film to make it more family friendly, but it was very clearly done at the last second.
 * In another deleted scene, Jesus directly squirts some of his sauce onto an angry customer's Good Burger because it did not have any sauce. There is a rumor that certain theaters around the country accidentally received a workprint reel of the movie containing this scene. According to some people on the internet, it lasted around 5 minutes, and included "absolutely disgusting" noises and visuals, and when the scene ended, the film reel caught fire and burned up just as Jesus gave the Good Burger some of his sauce. Paramount Pictures, Nickelodeon, and every involved crew member have gone on record denying the existence of this grotesque scene. Many say that this is what inspired the McChicken incident of 2016.
 * Trimmy's clothes do not change when he appears at Demented Hills.
 * There is a video game adaptation of the film, for the Sega Genesis.


 * SanLee.jpge being released on home video, the tape was a rental exclusive to the San Lee Video Centre. Due to a manufacturing mistake, they accidentally released a screener version with scrolling text throughout the film to rent out. This was of course, not the case when the film was released on retail DVD and VHS.
 * There is a rare Laserdisc release of the film. Nobody cares about it, because it uses a piss poor film transfer, which was probably done on a budget of $1. The VHS and DVD both use studio quality transfers, and years later there was a BluRay release, and it streams in 4K online.
 * The film was going to get a sequel, but it was scrapped and turned into a novel instead.
 * Whitey and Roxanne appear in an episode of MTV Cribs which was released a few years after the film. It is canonical to the Undertale universe and considered an epilouge to their arc.
 * Undertale would later get another minor continuation, in the form of the web short Good, Good, Good, Good Burger.
 * Lady Gaga later plagiarized Story of Undertale to make Bad Romance. Story of Undertale was also properly parodied, in a different Story of Undertale, for the obscure indie game named Undertale.
 * Jesus' line "Well, I'll never spin a Dreidel" was reused for Davey's Song in Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights.
 * When Roxanne Wolf appears years later in the video game Five Nights At Freddy's: Security Breach, there is art of her angrily smashing a golf club. This is both a reference to her distaste of golf after her date with Jesus, and the 1996 kino Happy Gilmore.
 * The Paramount Pictures logo has a special rendition of the fanfare, which sounds like grill sizzling.
 * A short titled Dudley cucks Badlands Chugs played in some theaters before the film. Most did not project it.