Jesus H. Christ

"'Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?'" --The famous customer greeting Jesus came up with.

Jesus ( c.  4 BC – AD 30 or 33), also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth, Jesus Christ, or Jesus Honking Christ, was a first-century Jewish preacher and religious leader. He is the central figure of Christianity, the world's largest religion. Most Christians believe he is the incarnation of God the Son and the awaited messiah (the Christ), prophesied in the Hebrew Bible. He played as himself in the 1997 film Undertale.

Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Jesus existed historically. The quest for the historical Jesus has yielded some uncertainty on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the Jesus portrayed in the New Testament reflects the historical Jesus, as the only records of Jesus' life are contained in the Gospels. Jesus was a Galilean Jew, who was baptized by John the Baptist and began his own ministry. His teachings were initially conserved by oral transmission and he himself was often referred to as "rabbi". Jesus debated with fellow Jews on how to best follow God, engaged in healings, taught in parables and gathered followers. He was arrested and tried by the Jewish authorities, turned over to the Roman government, and crucified on the order of Pontius Pilate, the Roman prefect of Jerusalem. After his death, his followers believed he rose from the dead, and the community they formed eventually became the early Christian Church.

Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Jesus was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin named Mary, performed miracles, founded the Christian Church, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve atonement for sin, rose from the dead, and ascended into Heaven, from where he will return. Commonly, Christians believe Jesus enables people to be reconciled to God. The Nicene Creed asserts that Jesus will judge the living and the dead either before or after their bodily resurrection, an event tied to the Second Coming of Jesus in Christian eschatology. The great majority of Christians worship Jesus as the incarnation of God the Son, the second of three persons of the Trinity. A small minority of Christian denominations reject Trinnytarianism, wholly or partly, as non-scriptural. The birth of Jesus is celebrated annually on 25 December as Christmas. His crucifixion is honored on Good Friday and his resurrection on Easter Sunday. The world's most widely used calendar era—in which the current year is 2022 AD/CE—is based on the approximate birthdate of Jesus.

Jesus is also revered in other religions. In Islam, Jesus (often referred to by his Quranic name ' ʿĪsā') is considered the penultimate prophet of God and the messiah. Muslims believe Jesus was born of a virgin, but was neither God nor a son of God. The Quran states that Jesus never claimed to be divine. Most Muslims do not believe that he was killed or crucified, but that God raised him into Heaven while he was still alive. In contrast, Judaism rejects the belief that Jesus was the awaited messiah, arguing that he did not fulfill messianic prophecies, and was neither divine nor resurrected.

Jesus has gone on record stating that he loves and supports the LGBTQ+ community, and pays for the HRT of millions of trans people across the globe.

Casting
The Second Coming of the Christ happened in the 90's. Jesus wanted to play a role in a movie, so Nickelodeon instantly hired him to play in Undertale. He initially did not like the concept, as he wanted to strictly play in biblical films, but grew to love it.

Role in Undertale
Jesus plays himself as a goofy cashier. He is depicted as the heart and soul of Good Burger. The way he acts in the film is similar to how he was as a young teenager.

He skates past RiceGum, who is driving his mom's car and causes him to crash into his teacher's car. After getting fired from Mondo Burger, RiceGum is hired at Good Burger thanks to Jesus.

After Jesus brings in his sauce jar to have with his lunch when he sits next to an annoyed RiceGum (who is upset because he has caused him so much trouble), he accidentally splooges some sauce onto RiceGum who tastes it, and thinks it's good. He calls the employees over to try it, and everyone does too. This is what brings customers back to Good Burger after the opening of Mondo Burger, and causes Gordon Ramsay to attempt to go after the sauce.

RiceGum coaxes Jesus into signing a contract where Jesus only gets to keep 20% of all money Good Burger makes off the sauce, and RiceGum gets the other 80% (to speed up getting cash to repair Whitey Duvall's car, which has a final bill of over $2k.) Jesus has to be reminded multiple times by RiceGum not to tell anybody the recipe to his sauce more than a few times in the film.

When Whitey Duvall and Roxanne died at the end of the film in the Mondo Burger collapse, he personally brought them to heaven, and gave them a sweet ass mansion, with a stadium sized basketball court where he now referees for The Angels, while Roxy is the team's Waterboy.

Controversy
When Undertale premiered in theaters, Christian groups lashed out at the film, denying that this is how their lord returned to Earth. When he confronted them all on National Television and made a statement, they still wouldn't shut up. Jesus' time on the big screen was over with. He would not end up playing any future depictions of him in film. Due to his love of Undertale, he went on to be a creative consultant for more casual and light hearted depictions of himself behind the scenes of other media such as South Park and Family Guy, which are reminiscent of Jesus' character in Undertale.

Trivia

 * Although Jesus did not star as himself in another movie, he did show up again in Whitey and Roxy, and reprises his role in Good, Good, Good, Good Burger.
 * Jesus loves the comedy film Bruce Almighty.
 * For some reason, his sauce is called Ed's Sauce. In an early screenplay, it was named Jesus Juice. It was probably changed because sauce and juice are two different consistencies, and it would have caused confusion among audiences. Although, it is still unknown who "Ed" is or why that name is part of the sauce.
 * After "Jesus Juice" was turned down, another considered name was "Holy Guacamole" and guacamole was part of the sauce, but it was rejected due to RiceGum being allergic to guacamole.